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Stalk Me and Win Prizes!

It's possible I may have enticed some of you to my website with a vague promise of winning a prize, if you subscribed to me (well, to my website). I'm fessing up ('cause I love to fess up): I lured you here with no known prizes to give. But! This fancy company I'm using for my website (Wix) allows me to award BADGES, which are essentially the same as prizes, so stay where you are folks.


The first Prizey Badge for award, titled "Well, lookie here!," will go to the first subscriber who....washes my car? does my laundry? Clearly, I haven't decided yet. Much to consider.


The maximum Prizey Badge for award just has to be "Stalker McGillicuddy Magoo," which will also come with a tailored-fit restraining order. You can't win that on the Price Is Right.


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